Strange Thing's Are Happening

Wouldn't you know it, next Friday would have been Red Buttons 90th birthday!

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Strange Things Are Happening
I once had a teacher who flunked me in history
She asked, "Who shot Lincoln?"
I answered, "Don't blame me."
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Strange Things Are Happening
Strange Things Are Happening
I gave golden earrings to someone who turned sweet sixteen
Now, I'm so embarrassed her ears are turning green
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Strange Things
I went to the movies and witnessed the strangest scene.
One kid brought a tv and tried to dial the screen
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Strange Things
"Since girls wear those blue jeans, my troubles just never cease
What looks like my nephew, turns out to be my niece."
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Strange Things Are Happening
Strange Things